that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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