their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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