maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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