how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
time to smoke my breakfast
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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