Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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