great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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