I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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