Kiss
Puke
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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