idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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