Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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