She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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