You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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