i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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