I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
ok first of all what the fuck
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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