they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
two words: eviction party
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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