she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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