it's great music for shaving your balls
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
