Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
he fucked my hip out of place.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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