I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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