I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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