we're chasing vodka with high fives
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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