It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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