let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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