Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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