yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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