Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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