As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
the liver wants what the liver wants
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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