Your dad touched me again.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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