doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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