Have you finally orgasmed yet?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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