think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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