They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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