We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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