2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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