The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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