worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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