awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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