Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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