So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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