My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Little spoons don't ask big questions
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Randomize
