this must be what syphilis tastes like
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
not ubering you a puppy
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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