Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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