I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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