i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Randomize
