I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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