I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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