If i come over, it means nothing
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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