Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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