:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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