Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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