P.S. I can't hear my feet
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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