a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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