I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm at about main and main street
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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