I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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