great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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