Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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