we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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