If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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