Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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