dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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