oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I look better un-naked...
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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